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Chat up lines and their put downs

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Looking for some new chat up lines, something original, or some of the good old ones... or are you looking for new and funny ways to say to the obnoxious guy at the club, "get lost creep".

Either way we have hundreds and hundreds of pick up lines and their come backs and put downs, some serious, some witty, some downright silly but all of them loads of laughs.

Have fun....

....and good luck, either way !

Reproduced by kind permission of Summersdale Publishing Ltd.

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