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Insults and Putdowns for everyday use - Appearance

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I'll bet he opens the post with that nose!

I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly.

Is that your nose, or are you eating a banana?

The next time you shave, could you stand an inch or two closer to the razor please?

This person is without doubt the worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.

Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.

She's so ugly, when she was a little girl, they had to put a pot roast in their lap so the dog would play with her. What a shame the mutt got carried away! still, the chewed-up look is in this season.

How can you love nature, when it did that to you?

Hey, don't you need a licence to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but I'm afraid you've abused the privilege.

See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

I feel very sorry for you because you are so ugly, but I feel ever sorrier for myself because I have to look at you.

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel/

If I were as ugly as he is, I wouldn't say hello to people, I'd say boo!

I've hated your looks from the very start they gave me.

I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay admission!

People clap when they see you .... but they clap their hands over their eyes.

Whooey! When he fell out of the ugly tree, boy did he hit every branch on the way down.

You have a face only a mother could love - and even she hates it!

In fact, he has the perfect weapon against muggers - his face!

You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.

You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.

Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. Your body is damned ugly, too.

 


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