Insults and Put-downs for everyday use - Heckler Put-downs
I'll let you off. I remember the first time I tried beer.
You're quite cute. What can I get for a twenty?
The anonymous alcoholic, ladies and gentlemen!
I'm impressed; I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before
Congratulations; you're a perfect argument against brother-sister marriages.
That can't be your face. Did your neck throw up?
Ick. What a disgusting slob. Somebody call security; we've been invades by killer slugs.
Hey, I didn't know you could get epilepsy without a brain.
You've heard about the good time had by all, ladies and gentlemen - and here she is.
You know, your mother is really good in bed - but I guess you found that out for yourself already.
This may look easy to you, but I assure you your mother is even easier.
When you were born, did they let your mother out of her cell?
I heard your mother had an abortion, and now I see it's true.
I went to the ice cream parlour round the corner, and the special of the day was your mother. 1 had three scoops, in a cone.
That's a low blow - and talking of low blows, how's your mother?
Tell me, how many Peeping Toms has your mother cured?
What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?
Look folks - a face not even a mother could love.
Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
What do you want to do if you grow up?
I have a child's soul - in a special jar back home.
I bet you get bullied a lot.
Say, you're really special, aren't you.
Look, this is my job. I don't turn up at your work and spit on the burgers.
Let me guess - tonight's square dance was cancelled, right?
Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I started yelling down the alley while you're giving blow jobs to transsexuals?
Where are you from? I'm sorry? No, I heard OK I just pity you.