Insults and Putdowns for everyday use - I'll ignore you
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
I worship the ground that awaits your corpse.
You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but the hate that I feel for you is the real thing.
You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.
I'd like to give you a going-away present.....First, you do your part.
Don't thank me for insulting you - it was a pleasure.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
I know you couldn't live without me, so I'll pay for the funeral.
Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much cheese.
I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
You are not even beneath my contempt.
I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit for the one thing you've done yourself?
I thought of you today. I was at the zoo.
Someone said that you were not fit to fuck pigs the other day. I stuck up for you, though. I told them you were.
I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.