rude & funny expressions
must have a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in
a shag?, no ?, do you mind lying down while I have one ?
you want to go halves on a bastard
eyes are like spanners, when I look into them my nuts tighten
would you like to see the soles of your shoes in the wing mirrors
of my car?
would you like your eggs in the morning, fertilised or unfertilise
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