, insults, insulting quotes & quotationswant to say something better than #!?~!*##!

random insult generator

How to swear in foreign languages

Return to the home page Contact site map & search
insult us

Insulting, rude & funny expressions


I've seen healthier looking faces on a pirate flag

She's got a face like a busted sofa

His face is spottier than a Dalmatian with acne

She's so ugly, you gotta sneak up from behind her just to give her a glass of water.

She's got more chins than a Chinese telephone directory

He's got a face as long as an undertakers tape measure

She's got a face like a road accident

He's got a face squeezed like a tea bag

She's a face like a fried cod

He's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle

She's got a face like a bag of greasy spanners

She's got a face like a window cleaners sponge

He's got a face that looks like it's been set on fire and put out with a mallet

I've seen better looking road kill

She's got a face like a picture, it needs hanging

They've got a picture of her at the hospital, it saves using the stomach pump

She's got a face like a franked stamp

She looks like she dunked her face in a blender

The last time I saw something that resembled a face like that it was being wiped

He's got a face like a robbers dog


Back to Main Expressions Index | Next Subject



Know any we've missed ?,
send us your expressions and we'll add in the best ones !


- Copyright Notice -Email this page to a friend

Visit the site