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He's got a swing like an octopus putting up a deckchair

He's got a swing like a caveman killing his lunch

His swing was so bad that he couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo

He hits the ball so straight that he had to lean over to see the flagstick

The ball landed like a butterfly with sore feet

He's got a swing like someone killing a snake in a phonebox


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