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Old

He's so old that he can remember when Moby Dick was a tadpole

She's so old she can remember when the Dead Sea was just ill

He's so old that his birthday cake looks like a brush fire

He's so old he can recall when Madam Butterfly was still a caterpillar

He's so old his bones creak like a ghost ship

She's got more wrinkles than an elephants scrotum

 

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