Insulting, rude & funny expressions

Sex

As much fun as pushing a marshmallow into a slot machine

Sex with her was as much fun as kicking a sausage through the Albert Hall

Sex with her is like throwing your kitbag on the wash pile

She's as crap a fit as a baguette shoved up the Channel Tunnel

If brevity is the soul of wit, your penis must be a riot

The Venus de Milo gives better hand jobs than she does

Back to Main Expressions Index | Next Subject

Know any we've missed ?,
send us your expressions and we'll add in the best ones !