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Ugly

She's so ugly that she fakes orgasms when she masturbates

He's so ugly that his parents used to tie a pork chop round his neck just to get the dog to play with him

She's so ugly that if her face was her fortune she would get a tax rebate

He's that ugly that he's living proof that the Indians fucked buffalo

She's so ugly that if she walked into a cornfield the crows would bring back the corn they stole last year

Is that an ugly face or is your neck being sick

She's so ugly that five peeping toms have killed themselves

He looks like a one eyed budgie with a squint

The last time I saw a face like that it had a hook in its mouth

 

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