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Welcome

About as welcome as a fart in a phone box

As welcome as a turd in a swimming pool

As welcome as a turd in a water strike

As welcome as a hole in a lifeboat

As welcome as a tampon at an orgy

As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

As welcome as a nut cutlet at a cannibal banquet

As welcome as a taxman's letter

As welcome as a reggae band at a Ku Klux Klan convention

 

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