insults.net, insults, insulting quotes & quotationswant to say something better than #!?~!*##!


random insult generator

How to swear in foreign languages

CATEGORIES
Artistic Insults
Belligerent Insults
Chauvinistic Insults
Diplomatic Insults
Epigrammatic Insults
Fashionable Insults
Grave Insults
Holier Than Insults
Impulsive Insults
Judicial Insults
Knowledgeable Insults
Literary Insults
Media Insults
National Insults
Oratorical Insults
Political Insults
Quick-Fire Insults
Royal Insults
Social Insults
Theatrical Insults
Urbane Insults
Vengeful Insults
Wedlock Insults
X-Rated Insults
Youthful Insults
Zoological Insults

Epigrammatic Insults

On musicals:

'A series of catastrophies ending with a floor show.' — Oscar Levant

On ambition:

'Ambition is but Avarice on stilts and masked.' — Walter Savage Landor

On the works of J. M. Barrier

'The triumph of sugar over diabetes.' — George Nathan

On men:

'The only original thing about some men is original sin.' — Helen Rowland

On women:

'A woman's place is in the wrong.'—James Thurber On democracy:

'Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.' — George Bernard Shaw

On charity:

'One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.' — Oscar Wilde

On marriage:

'The success of marriage comes after the failure of the honeymoon.' — O.K. Chesterton

'Marriage is a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.' — Beverley Nichols

On music:

'Perhaps it was because Nero fiddled that they burned Rome.' — Oliver Herford

On optimism:

'The basis of optimism is sheer terror.' — Oscar Wilde

On modesty:

'The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig leaf.' — Mark Twain

On writing:

'The difference between journalism and literature is that journalism is unreadable and literature is never read.' — Oscar Wilde

On our aspirations:

'No place affords a more striking conviction of the vanity of human hopes than a public library.' — Dr. Johnson

 


Copyright Notice - Email this page to a friend

Visit the HumourHub.com site