How to be Insulting about Acne
A prospective member of Parliament discovered that the same pimply-faced youth attended his election meetings and interrupted them with the same slogans and cliches week after week. As the election approached the candidate decided to silence the heckler permanently, so when he next started his jeering from the back of the hall, the candidate stopped what he was saying and spoke to the youth with tired resignation.
'You know, I don't mind a girly girl and I admire a womanly woman, but I do dislike a boily boy,' he said. The heckler wasn't seen after that.