How to be Insulting to a Butcher

If this is a butcher's why is that rabbit still miaowing?

This chicken looks as if it walked to its death.

I'll have a pound of the sausages. The ones without the sawdust please.

If that's a leg of lamb then the mother must have been crossed with a chihuahua.

When I asked for a deep-freeze order, I didn't expect it to fit in with the ice cubes in the fridge.

I can see you call it mince. I want to know what exactly it was before you got to work on it.

When you spell wildfowl is that 'ow' or 'ou' in fowl