How to be Insulting about Don Juans
He prefers women with a past. There's always the chance history will repeat itself.
He's not just an expert at holding a girl tight, he's a genius at getting her that way.
His aim in life isn't so much the pursuit of happiness as the happiness of pursuit.
When he finally collects his wages of sin they'll have to pay him double time for all the extra he's put in.
Any girl who tries to put up a struggle just gets held for further questioning.