How to be Insulting about Dunces

The longest I've known anything stay in her head is an hour—and that was a cold.

She's got a bust measurement of 42 and an I.Q. of the same.

One of his good points is that he stops to think about everything. One of his bad ones is that he has to be reminded to start again.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people in the world?