How to be Insulting about Faces
She has the sort of charm that rubs off with tissues and cold cream.
The only justification she has for calling herself highbrow is that she's had her face lifted so many times.
When they said she had a face like a saint they could only have meant a St. Bernard.
A vastly overweight woman, all cheeks and chins, told Groucho Marx:
'I just adore nature.'
'That's loyalty,' he replied, 'after what nature did to you.'
'He has one of those characteristic British faces that once seen is never remembered.' — Oscar Wilde