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How to be Insulting to Golfers

To the golfer who dug yet another huge lump of turf from the fairway, without furthering the progress of the ball towards the green, the caddie asked:

'Shall I replace it, sir, or will you keep it for the harvest festival?'

He reckons that he's made a hole in one if he ends up with the same ball he started with at the tee.


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