How to be Insulting to Housewives
She's the sort of wife that dresses to kill and cooks that way as well.
If she carries on spending his money as she is, he'll have to take up forging money full time.
I think the last time she did anything by hand was putting her finger through the wedding ring.
He earns the bread and she burns it.
You can see him at Holy Communion every Sunday morning. It's the only thing he can be sure of eating that day.