How to be Insulting to Liars
'If I cannot speak standing I will speak sitting, and if I cannot speak sitting I will speak lying,' the Elder Pitt announced when a forthcoming debate was under discussion.
'That he will do in whatever position he speaks,' said Lord North.
He's such a liar you can't even believe him when he says that he's only lying.
*He never learned the lesson about telling the truth — that you don't have to remember what you said the last time.