How to be Insulting in the Office
His idea of flexitime is bending the rules until they snap.
He should claim that he works through his coffee-breaks or vice versa.
The only squeeze he's concerned with is the one he can give his secretary.
He seems more concerned with the recession of his hairline than the firm's.
All he ever talks about is 'inflation' — the inflation of his ego.
They've got a name for him in the sales department — the loss leader.
He got rid of his last secretary because of her lack of experience. It seems that all she was interested in was shorthand and typing.
His definition of mixing business with pleasure is spiking his secretary's drinks.