How to be Insulting on a Plane
I asked for a seat over the wing. I didn't want one virtually on it.
Excuse me, stewardess, is this Russian salad, or have you run out of little bags?
You can see why they claim this is the safest airline to fly with. No highjacker in his right mind would risk trying to make this crew fly anywhere.
Now I understand why they call them package holidays. There wasn't even room for a parcel on that plane.