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How to be Insulting about Public Figures

On Clement Atlee:

'A modest little man with much to be modest about.' Sir Winston Churchill

'Reminds me of nothing so much as a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen.' George Orwell

On Gerald Ford:

'He looks like the guy in a science fiction movie who is the first to see the Creature.' David Frye

On Neville Chamberlain:

'He might make an adequate Lord Mayor of Birmingham in a lean year.' David Lloyd George

One commentator said of the American presidency:

'Roosevelt proved that a man could be President for life; Truman proved that anybody could be President; and Eisenhower proved you don't need to have a President.'

When Dorothy Parker was told that Calvin Coolidge had died, she asked:

'How can they tell?'

 


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