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How to be Insulting about the Sickly

He's off work so much with illness his employer's suggested that he applies for a season ticket with the doctor.

Where many men reach for a cigarette first thing, he reaches for his thermometer.

She's taking so many pills herself that every time she sneezes she spreads health to everyone around.

He thought it would be a good idea to keep his leg in plaster, just in case of accidents in the future.

She's so health conscious that she doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't stay out late and doesn't let herself get run down. Poor woman she'll die soon of boredom.

 


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