He can't play
Coach, how would you have played that last shot ?
What position do you play in the football team
I'm not sure, though the coach calls me one of the drawbacks
I hear the teams prospects are looking up
I hadn't heard that you were leaving ?
Why didn't you stop the ball ?
Isn't that what the net is for ?
Why do you call your new player Cinderella ?
Because he keeps running away from the ball
Why do you call that boxer Van Gogh
Because he spends most of the time on the canvas
How do I stand for a team trial
Well you don't stand, you grovel
I've never played so badly
You mean you've actually played before ?
My doctor says I should give up football
So he's seen you play too then
I love golf, I could play like this forever
Don't you want to improve ?