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He can't play
Quick putdowns
Trouble & strife
What a face

I love looking in the mirror admiring my looks, do you think that's vanity ?
No, just a vivid imagination

Do you notice how my voice fills the hall ?
Yes, and did you notice how many people left to make way for it ?

I can play piano by ear
And I can fiddle with my toes

When I was a sailor I sailed across the Atlantic both ways without even taking a bath
I always said you were a dirty double crosser

Have you got a quarter, I want to phone a friend
Here have 50, phone them all

How do you find my breath ?
Offensive, it's keeping you alive

He's good at everything he does
And as far as i can see he usually does nothing

Boys fall in love with me at first sight
Bet they change their minds when they look again though

We should try and fight air pollution
You could start by stop breathing

Do you find me entertaining ?
I'd say you were too dim to entertain a thought

Shall I put the TV on
Well it would certainly improve the view in here



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