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Insults about Feet

Your feet are so big you'd be disqualified from a swim meet for wearing flippers.

Your feet are so smelly your shoes hid in the closet and refused to come out.

Your do dumb you though that catching athlete's foot would make you go faster.

Your feet are so big a cop pulled you off the sidewalk and asked you for your licence and registration.

Your feet smell so bad even the flies in your house wear gas masks.

Your feet are so big, you step on everybodys toes.

Your feet are so big, you don't need water skis.

Your toenails are so long you can cut the grass by walking barefoot.

Your feet smell so bad you have to keep your shoes on to fight pollution.

 


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