Wacky insults for kids (and not so kids !)
When they were giving out brains, I remember holding the door open for you. Why did you have to stand on a box ?
You were one of the first to get a brain, before they were perfected
But you did get a brain that day. The problem is that you should have asked for one to go
You got your brain very early. Apparently the warranty has run out.
When they were handing out brains you arrived too late, all you got was a rain check
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead
When they were handing out brains, you were the first in the queue, and held the door open for the rest of us.
You didn't get a brain that day either. They were only handing them out to people who would use them
You got your brain first when they were handing them out in alphabetical order, A for "Aardvark"