Wacky insults for kids (and not so kids !)
Insults about Food and Eating
Your father is so thick he got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the Ws
Your father eats so much he uses a shovel and pitchfork for cutlery.
Your sister is so dumb she thought an Italian hero was someone who got a medal.
Your mother is so thick she thought that Taco Bell was a telephone company.
Your sister is so fat when she sad on a rainbow, skittles fell out.
Your uncle is so poor he licks the fingers of customers at KFC.
You're so small you can use a Dorito for a hang glider.