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Insults about Old People

Your grandmother is so old they have her a birthday and called the fire department to put out the cake.

Your grandfather is so old he remembers when the dead sea was just feeling ill.

Your aunt is so old she drinks formaldehyde to stay preserved.

Your grandmother is so old her birthdate expired.

Your aunt is so old she was the waitress at the Last Supper.

Your uncle is so old that when people tell him he looks like a million, they mean it.

Your father is so old even his teeth have wrinkles.

Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

 

 


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