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Wacky insults for kids (and not so kids !)

Brain Power
Four Eyes
Good Riddance
Insults about Feet
Insults about Food
Insults about Relatives
Insults about Smells
Insults for home
Insults for school
Insults for stupid kids
Is that your face ?
Nose and Ear insults
Old people insults
That reminds me
Ugly people insults
Use your head
What a weakling...
What's an IQ ?
When they gave...
You're how fat?

Is that your face ?

Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop

Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat

If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in

Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails

Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going

Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut

Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.

Your face is very becoming. I's becoming more and more ugly every time I see it.


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