Wacky insults for kids (and not so kids !)
Insults about Noses and Ears
Your nostrils are so hairy they're a car wash for your toy cars.
Your ears get so waxy your mother sticks wicks in them and uses your head for a candle.
Your ears are so big you make Dumbo jealous.
Your nose hairs are so long you have a built in toothbrush.
Your nose is so big your family use it as a ski run in winter.
Your nose is so ugly the only thing worse is what's inside.
Your nose hairs are so thick your sinuses need a torch.
Your ears are so big a basset hound asked you out on a date.
Your ears are so big that your parents use you as a satellite dish.
Your nostrils are so hairy most people think you just have a moustache.
Your nose is so big the only date you can get is with an anteater.