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When they gave out...

When they were giving out heads, you thought they said beds, and you said "I'd like something soft"

When they were giving out brains, you thought they said grains, and you said "Make mine oatmeal"

When they were giving out noses, you thought they said roses, and you said "Give me a big red one"

When they were giving out heads, you thought they said sheds, and you said "I'd like a nice big wooden one"

When they were giving out looks, you thought they said books, and you said "Give me something funny"

When they were giving out brains, you thought they said canes, and you said "I won't need one of those"

When they were giving out noses, you thought they said hoses, and you said "I don't mind if mine drips a little bit"

When they were giving out faces, you thought they said cases, and you said "I'd like one made of leather"

When they were giving out heads, you thought they said breads, and you said "I'd like mine nice and doughy"

 


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