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Tobacco

Smoking is a dying art

Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness everytime they light up
Earthly Paradise

Tobacco surely was designed
To poison, and destroy mankind
Philip Freneau

I have smoked "carefully blended" mixtures that tasted like a hayrick on fire
JB Priestley

Nicotine is an awful curse
It strains the heart and drains the purse
KT Sarma

Finish smoking or I will finish you
Lasse Viren

Smoking is a custom loathsome to the eye, hurtfull to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the blck stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless
King James I 1604

 

 


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