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Kith and Kin - The Insults of Oscar Wilde

A family is a terrible incumbrance, especially when one is not married.
VERA, OR THE NIHILISTS
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's relations.
A WOMAN OF NO IMPORTANCE
And now that I think of it I have never heard any man mention his brother. The subject seems distasteful to most men.
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST
Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.
THE SOUL OF MAN UNDER SOCIALISM
As for domesticity, it ages one rapidly, and distracts one's mind from higher things.
THE REMARKABLE ROCKET
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY
'But when I think that they may lose their only son, I certainly am very much affected.' 'You certainly are!' cried the Bengal Light. 'In fact, you are the most affected person I ever met.'
THE REMARKABLE ROCKET
Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
A WOMAN OF NO IMPORTANCE
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.
AN IDEAL HUSBAND
Good novelists are much rarer than good sons.
ON A NEW BOOK ON DICKENS
Her mother is perfectly unbearable. Never met such a Gorgon...
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY
I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves.
THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY
I dare say that if I knew him I should not be his friend at all. It is a very dangerous thing to know one's friends.
THE REMARKABLE ROCKET
I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all.
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST
I seem to have heard that observation before, Ernest. It has all the vitality of error and all the tediousness of an old friend.
THE CRITIC AS ARTIST
I think that generosity is the essence of friendship.
THE DEVOTED FRIEND
I was in hopes he would have married Lady Kelso. But I believe he said her family was too large. Or was it her feet? I forget which.
A WOMAN OF NO IMPORTANCE
It is a ridiculous attachment... she has no money, and far too many relations.
THE HAPPY PRINCE
It is a very dangerous thing to know one's friends.
THE REMARKABLE ROCKET
It is always painful to part from people whom one has known for a very brief space of time. The absence of old friends one can endure with equanimity. But even a momentary separation from anyone to whom one has just been introduced is almost unbearable.
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and is far the best ending for one.
THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY
Lord Illingworth: People's mothers always bore me to death. All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy.
Mrs. Allonby: No man does. That is his.
A WOMAN OF NO IMPORTANCE
No one cares about distant relatives nowadays. They went out of fashion years ago.
LORD ARTHUR SAVILE'S CRIME
Now, Tuppy, you've lost your figure and you've lost your character. Don't lose your temper; you have only got one.
LADY WINDERMERE'S FAN
Oh, brothers! I don't care for brothers. My elder brother won't die, and my younger brothers seem never to do anything else.
THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY
Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die.
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST
The American father is better, for he is never in London. He passes his life entirely in Wall Street, and communicates with his family once a month by means of a telegram in cipher. The mother, however, is always with us, and, lacking the quick imitative faculty of the younger generation, remains uninteresting and provincial to the last.
THE AMERICAN INVASION
The home seems to me to be the proper sphere for the man. And certainly once a man begins to neglect his domestic duties he becomes painfully effeminate, does he not? And I don't like that. It makes men so very attractive.
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST
To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST
What is the good of friendship if one cannot say exactly what one means? Anybody can say charming things and try to please and flatter, but a true friend always says unpleasant things, and does not mind giving pain.
THE DEVOTED FRIEND
What on earth you are serious about I haven't got the remotest idea. About everything, I should fancy. You have such an absolutely trivial nature.
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST
Women should not be idle in their homes. For idle fingers make a thoughtless heart.
A FLORENTINE TRAGEDY

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