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Quotes and Insulting Quotations from Aneurin Bevan

He never spares himself in conversation. He gives himself so generously that hardly anyone else is permitted to give anything in his presence
On Winston Churchill

I welcome this opportunity of pricking the bloated bladder of lies with the poinard of truth
On Winston Churchill

The Tories always hold the view that the state is an apparatus for the protection of the swag of the property owners... Christ drove the money changers out of the temple, but you inscribe their title deed on the alter cloth
On Winston Churchill

The Prime Minister has very many virtues, and when the time comes I hop to pay my tribute to them, but I am bound to say that political honesty and sagacity have never been among them
On Winston Churchill

He is a man suffering from petrified adolescence
On Winston Churchill

Thw worst thing I can say about democracy is that it has tolerated the right honourable gentleman for four and half years
On Neville Chamberlain

Listening to a speech by Chamberlain is like paying a visit to Woolworth's, everything in its place and nothing above sixpence
On Neville Chamberlain

He seems detirmined to make a trumpet sound like a tin whistle. He brings to the fierce struggle of politics the tepid enthusiasm of a lazy summer afternoon at a cricket match
On Clement Atlee

No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred of the Tory party. So far as I am concerned, they are lower than vermin
On the Conservative Party

The Prime Minister has an absolute genius for putting flamboyant labels on empty luggage
On Harold Macmillan

Tory shame was only slightly alleviated by Walter Monckton, and then they didn't know whether to wear him as a gas mask or a jock strap
On Walter Monckton

I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is no need to attack the monkey when the organ grinder is present.
On Antony Eden & Selwyn Lloyd

This island is made mainly of coal and is surrounded by fish. Only an organising genius could produce a shortage of coal and fish at the same time.

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run down.

You call that statesmanship. I call it an emotional spasm

I read the newspapers avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction

Damn it all you can't have the crown of thorns and the thirty pieces of silver
On his position in the Labour Party

 


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