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We always like our pop starts to be like Greek gods: bigger, better and uglier than us. We hate the bores, Jesus Christ and the Dutch. Especially the Dutch.
Malcolm McLaren

Compared with Greece and Italy, Holland is but a platter-faced, cold-gin-and-water country, after all, and a heavy, barge-built, web-footed race are ist inhabitants.
Sir Francis Bond Head

The Dutch fall into two quite distinct pyhsical types - the small, corpulent, red-faced Edams and then thinner, paler, larger Goudas.
Alan Coren

Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.
Alan Coren

A dark German, a blond Italian and a red Spaniard seldom mean well, like a Dutchman of any colour.
German saying

How can we secure food when the Dutchman spoils what is good?
German saying

The english eat most, the Germans drink most, while the Dutch eat and drink most of all.
French saying

Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.
Alan Coren, British humorist, The Sanity Inspector, 1976

Holland is a country where the earth is better than the air; where profit is sought more than honour; where there is more sense than esprit, more goodwill than good humour, more prosperity than pleasure and where a visit is preferable to a stay for life.
German saying

The indigested vomit of the sea Fell to the Dutch by just propriety.
A
ndrew Marvell, English poet, The Character of Holland, c.1664

 


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