Insults and Insulting
Quotes about Switzerland
its national products - snow and chocolate - both melt, the cuckoo clock was
invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder,
bloodshed, and they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Ramaissance.
In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy an dpeace,
and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.
country to be in for two hours, to two and a half if the weather is fine, and
no more. Ennui comes in the third hour, and suicide attacks you before the night.
don't like Switzerland - it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters.
has produced the numbered bank account, Ovaltine and Valium.
more money, no more Swiss.
Swiss has two bad nights when he can't sleep - one where he has overloaded his
stomach, and the other where hs is lying awake thnking about how he can overload
may as well bang your head into a wall as talk to a Swiss.