Insulting, rude & funny expressions
You must have a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in them
Fancy a shag?, no ?, do you mind lying down while I have one ?
Do you want to go halves on a bastard
Your eyes are like spanners, when I look into them my nuts tighten
How would you like to see the soles of your shoes in the wing mirrors of my car?
How would you like your eggs in the morning, fertilised or unfertilise
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