Insulting, rude & funny expressions
I love your red shirt, matches your eyes
Are you sure your not a alien because you four eyes lead me to believe you are!
She's as blind as a mole in a London fog
Your eyes are like two limpid pools of piss
Her eyes are redder than a Communist Party tablecloth
His eyes were like pissholes in the snow
Your eyes are like pools, sunken and watery
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