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On musicals:

'A series of catastrophies ending with a floor show.' — Oscar Levant

On ambition:

'Ambition is but Avarice on stilts and masked.' — Walter Savage Landor

On the works of J. M. Barrier

'The triumph of sugar over diabetes.' — George Nathan

On men:

'The only original thing about some men is original sin.' — Helen Rowland

On women:

'A woman's place is in the wrong.'—James Thurber On democracy:

'Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.' — George Bernard Shaw

On charity:

'One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.' — Oscar Wilde

On marriage:

'The success of marriage comes after the failure of the honeymoon.' — O.K. Chesterton

'Marriage is a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.' — Beverley Nichols

On music:

'Perhaps it was because Nero fiddled that they burned Rome.' — Oliver Herford

On optimism:

'The basis of optimism is sheer terror.' — Oscar Wilde

On modesty:

'The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig leaf.' — Mark Twain

On writing:

'The difference between journalism and literature is that journalism is unreadable and literature is never read.' — Oscar Wilde

On our aspirations:

'No place affords a more striking conviction of the vanity of human hopes than a public library.' — Dr. Johnson


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