Wacky insults for kids (and not so kids !)
If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional
You don't have to say anything. You offend me just by being in the area
I don't take it personally. Every time you open your mouth you offend someone.
Well, you probably said it without thinking, the way you do most things
Don't worry about it. I've never listened to a thing you've said since the day I met you
Nothing you could say could offend me. I only get offended by things that make sense.
I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're stringing words into sentences now.
It's not what you say, it's the thought behind it that counts, and I know there's never any thought behind anything you say.
I wouldn't get angry at you today. It's "Be kind to Animals" week.